Crossover Fan Fiction

Title: Land of Confusion.
Author: dracothelizard
Rating: PG-13/R for violence.
Genre: Utterly ridiculous crossover crack.
Warnings: Violence.
Pairing: James/James (in future chapters). So that means slash!
Characters: James Sunderland, James May, James Norrington (in future chapters), James-from-Team Rocket, James Wilson, James Bond (in future chapters).
Fandoms: Silent Hill 2, Top Gear, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pokémon, House MD, James Bond.
Summary: One day, Jeremy Clarkson decides that James May needs to race through Silent Hill to see if a car can beat a balloon piloted by James-from-Team Rocket and an ambulance driven by James Wilson, while James Sunderland helps May to navigate. Unfortunately, the town decides that racing isn't what it wants, and it swiftly sends its monsters after the four men. They decide that splitting up is the best strategy to find a way out, and while James and James search through some apartment buildings, James and James explore the town.
Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to any fictional or real places, people, things and settings. None of this has obviously ever happened, and I'm just doing this for fun, not profit.
Beta'd by rionaleonhart

Part one is in my own journal

This is my first post here, so do tell me if I did something wrong.