Crossover Fan Fiction

Title:Harry Potter and the Brisket Loaf
Author: evil_underlord
Rating: R
Warnings: Parody! Swearing, sex, violence, spoilers up to HBP, and also for Dan Brown's the Da Vinci Code. Xover, but in a good way. This is book 7 before it's even been written yet and as such is not owned by me at all.
Length: 21,000 words

Notes: Professor Robert Langdon of Harvard University thinks he is an ordinary boy - until he is rescued by two stunningly attractive and devastatingly intelligent women, given a job at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, learns to play Quidditch and does battle in a deadly duel. The reason: PROFESSOR ROBERT LANGDON OF HARVARD UNIVERSITY IS A COMPLETE MARTY STU WIZARD.

Oh yeah. And Harry Potter did some stuff too.

It's complete! At last. All parts can be found via the link above, or alternatively, in the memories. Hope you enjoy

Title:Harry Potter and the Brisket Loaf
Author: evil_underlord
Rating: R
Pairing: Many
Warnings: Swearing, sex, violence, spoilers up to HBP, and also for Dan Brown's the Da Vinci Code. Parody. Xover, but in a good way. This is book 7 before it's even been written yet and as such is not owned by me at all.
Length: 14,000 words, and rising.

Notes: Professor Robert Langdon of Harvard University thinks he is an ordinary boy - until he is rescued by two stunningly attractive and devastatingly intelligent women, given a job at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, learns to play Quidditch and does battle in a deadly duel. The reason: PROFESSOR ROBERT LANGDON OF HARVARD UNIVERSITY IS A COMPLETE MARTY STU WIZARD.

Oh yeah. And Harry Potter did some stuff too.

New chapters!

Previous parts can be found in the memories. Hope you enjoy and feel free to comment.