crossoverfic | Harry Potter and the Brisket Loaf

Title:Harry Potter and the Brisket Loaf
Author: evil_underlord
Rating: R
Warnings: Parody! Swearing, sex, violence, spoilers up to HBP, and also for Dan Brown's the Da Vinci Code. Xover, but in a good way. This is book 7 before it's even been written yet and as such is not owned by me at all.
Length: 21,000 words

Notes: Professor Robert Langdon of Harvard University thinks he is an ordinary boy - until he is rescued by two stunningly attractive and devastatingly intelligent women, given a job at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, learns to play Quidditch and does battle in a deadly duel. The reason: PROFESSOR ROBERT LANGDON OF HARVARD UNIVERSITY IS A ~~COMPLETE MARTY STU~~ WIZARD.

Oh yeah. And Harry Potter did some stuff too.

It's complete! At last. All parts can be found via the link above, or alternatively, in the memories. Hope you enjoy