Crossover Fan Fiction

Title: The Crab Apple Cove Affair
Author: Spikesgirl58
Fandoms: Man from UNCLE/M*A*S*H
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none
Pairings (if applicable) none
Character(s) (if applicable) Illya Kuryakin, Hawkeye Pierce
Summary:  Trust THRUSH to make a New Year's Eve celebration memorable.

The light from the full moon shone brilliantly off the snow-covered peaks of the mountains and of the sleek silver car that streaked along the road.  Somehow, in spite of the ice and snow ridging the pavement, the tires kept a solid grip upon the asphalt as it barreled along.

Inside Illya Kuryakin glanced nervously at the speedometer, then up at the speed limit sign.  Despite the tension and fear curling in his gut, his mind began to play with the numbers dividing his actual speed into that of the limit and figuring the percentage out, then multiplying it to discover the fine he would receive if pulled over.  Not that anything could really stop him, not now.

A stop sign loomed ahead and Illya shifted down the motor of the UNCLE car, slowing the vehicle enough to ascertain his solitary presence and then he slammed the gas pedal down.  At one side of the intersection stood a standard road sign that announced towns and distances.

“Crab Apple Cove, 4 miles.  Doesn’t sound promising, but let’s just hope that they have a half-competent doctor,”   Illya said, sparing a moment to glance from the road to his passenger.  Worry crossed his brow at the pale, groaning man that slumped in the passenger’s seat.  The blood streaking his suit jacket made it dark and glistening in the moonlight.  It looked as if the man was bathed in ink.  “Hold on, old friend.  Help will be forthcoming.” 

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