Crossover Fan Fiction

Title: Ten Further Things that Never Happened to Buffy Summers
Author: Jedi Buttercup
Rating: PG to PG-13.
Category: B:tVS/various. See disclaimer for crossovers (in order).
Summary: "10 Things that Never Happened" drabbles, take 5. (Previously: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4).

Disclaimer: All your Buffy are belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. I also do not claim to own anyone/thing affiliated with the following media productions: 2 Fast 2 Furious, Lie to Me, Tin Man, Iron Man, Terminator: tSCC, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Fringe, Twilight, Sanctuary, and Inkheart.

( Never Drove a 10-Second Car )

( Never Faced a Lie Detector )

( Never Heard of the Emerald of the Eclipse )

( Never Saw an Arc Reactor )

( Never Fought Against the Machines )

( Never Got a PhD in Slaying )

( Never Met a Cullen )

( Never Became Part of the Pattern )

( Never Stopped Wanting to Be Normal )

( Never Appreciated the Written Word )

(x-posted to jedibuttercup)
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