crossoverfic | Fic: Yadda Yadda. Nightwing/Deadpool. NC-17.

Title: Yadda Yadda
Author:

shananagin
Claim: For

dcu_freeforall: Dick Grayson. For

marvel_drabbles: Deadpool
Characters/Pairing: Nightwing/Deadpool
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1110
Prompt: For

marvel_drabbles: 5. Legs. For

dcu_freeforall: 45. Crimson
Summary: Nightwing and Deadpool have a very chatty fight.
Disclaimer: Nightwing belongs to DC Comics. Deadpool to Marvel. Nothing belongs to Shana. Now look up at the shiny distraction so your wallets can belong to Deadpool.
~~Author's~~ Deadpool's Notes: So Shana entirely accidentally got herself duct taped to a chair again. That means it's up to me to give the notes! So, do re mi fa so la ti do! There are your notes! ...nothing? Come on, that was hilarious! Music jokes never get old! Ugh, you probably are a viola player or something. They just curl into a ball and cry when you make music jokes at them. It's cause they automatically assume they're the target. Speaking of which, what's the difference between a viola player and a mercenary? We only use violin cases! Come on, you think we'd stoop so low as to use a viola case to carry our weapons? That would be WAY more suspicious than just walking around armed. Really. Oh! RIGHT! This was originally written for the

dc_kink meme. Here's the prompt, blah, blah, I HOPE YOU GET CHOKED TO DEATH WITH VIOLA STRINGS.