crossoverfic | Becoming a X-Man, No More Kiddo; Heroes/X-Men; Elle and Wolverine, Scott; PG-13; request

Title: Becoming a X-Man, No More Kiddo
Author: Rosie1234
Fandom: Heroes/X-Men
Rating: PG-13
Ships: Elle/Wolverine, hint of Elle/Scott
Spoilers: None
Summary: “If you don't tell me where we are, Wolverine, I will scream kidnap and bite the hell out of you, got that?”
Note: I was going to start work on Lois/Adam and Elle/Simon but then someone asked for these two and I just had to write them, lol, they are so badass. Could be seen a continuation of my other one for them, Mortal Enemies We Are. Sorry about the writer's block but I need a breather from writing and now expect lots and lots of crossovers.
Prompt: badass, black out, 01. Beginnings
For:

shadowings, Crossover100, Galorechallenge
Disclaimer: Not Mine.

“How are you doing, kiddo?”

It's the same thing each time he comes to check up on me, 'how are you doing?' (smile starching to heaven and back)

(smiling like the wolf that he is body and soul, and has the claws to prove it)

Even if he knows full and well that I'm the same as the last time, trying shake the demons from my head (Sylar being number one) and trying not to be even crazier then I am, but still the same words always come.

And I always give the same answer (it's sitting ready on tongue the moment I see that smug face of his) trying my hardest to win this snark fest we started only a few months ago.

(sadly with a mouth like his I might lose, but it's not over yet and I still have a lot more up my sleeves)

“Better then you, Wolfly, there's nothing new about that.”

And it's always a chore to not smile, even if my lips are dying to turn up the moment I see him, (and that mug of his that is ready to grin wide back at me).

But the man before me, that is ten times bigger then little old me, smiles enough for the both of us.

“Good for you, kiddo, now close those blue eyes of yours before I close them for you.”

Before I could say no and no some more, and do a little more snarking (it's always saved up just for him), everything went black because of one big hairy hand and those metal claws of his.

(which are ten times heavier then two of me put together, and they sting like a bitch)

-

“If you don't tell me where we are, Wolverine, I will scream kidnap and bite the hell out of you, got that?”

Instead of the fear that usually brings, because I can bite and make it last, he only gave me that forever growing grin of his, the one at the moment I want to slap right off of that mug of his.

And trust me that won't be the first time either, it's the only way to get rid of the damn thing.

“Hey, Blondie, that's no way to talk to your boss now is it?”

“Boss?”

The moment he said it (the grin growing double time) I realized where I was, a place where this wannabe-~~villain~~ hero used to be denied entry and that place was the world of the X-Men.

“Welcome to the X-Men, Blondie, and that means no more biting (me) or any of those surprise shocks of yours.”

(you should have seen the last one I gave him, I was sure he was going to kill me right there and then)

“I think I can do that, Wolfly, it's only a small price to pay for a life of awesome and Scott (who is going to be toy number 161).”

(I'd advice Scott to run and hide because no one can resist this Blondie, at least it's better then kiddo)