crossoverfic | Master and Commander/Star Trek TOS request

Hi lovely people!

I want so badly to see a Master and Commander/Star Trek crossover. Specifically I am geeking out about Bones hanging out with Aubrey, I made a kind of cracktastic prompt here, but anything you come up with will be wonderful, I'm sure.

Thanks :D :D :D

eta: as I was typing in tags, MASH autofilled and now I'm giggling, thinking of all the other possibilities for "The Captain and the Doctor" fics out there. Hawkeye and Kirk? Potter and Maturin? lol