crossoverfic | Crossover Round Robin

I'm starting a crossover round robin all fandoms welcome. It starts off when Jedi Master and his Padawan crash on an odd planet called Earth fleeing Order 66.

Three rules:
Godmoders will be Forceslapped.
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Let's pretend for the sake of the really awkward 'What I'm in a movie! Am I really real?' thing that the characters from whatever 'verse they inhabit has never heard of the other 'verse(s).
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Please send a message my way about basic ideas as more people start joining and more chapters get posted, I don't expect the whole community to jump on and want to join in, but it makes things a little easier if there's some degree of organization going on. ;)

I'm striking while the iron's hot, so the first part is posted, and I'll keep posting at a gradual pace until I get a bite.