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crossoverficTitle: Water Aerobics for the Aquaphobic
Author: Minnionette
Fandoms: Harry Potter, Ranma 1/2, one random mention of Tomb Raiders
Genre: comedy/adventure
Rating: pg-13
Warnings: Some sexuality; mentions of male pregnancy due to one of Blaise Zabini's very irate ancestors
Pairings: Umbridge/Filtch in later scenes.
Characters: Harry Potter characters-centric; the guide from Jusenkyo and Chinese Amazons in Ranma 1/2 do make their timely appearances, much to Snape's disgust.
Summary: Umbridge’s sinister field trip to Jusenkyo leaves the older student population cursed. Having fallen into the Springs of the Drowned Emo and Drowned Emu, Harry supposes he's luckier than, say, Snape (Spring of the Drowned Unicorn) or Theodore Nott (Spring of the Drowned Siren) or even Zacharius Smith (Spring of the Drowned Flea Circus), but how will he and the others survive the year when Voldemort secretly infiltrates the school as Luna’s new pet (alas, Spring of the Drowned Bunny Rabbit)? And what's with Lucius Malfoy, the benevolent Buddhist monk? AU OotP
Located here. All of fifteen chapters, now.
Author: Minnionette
Fandoms: Harry Potter, Ranma 1/2, one random mention of Tomb Raiders
Genre: comedy/adventure
Rating: pg-13
Warnings: Some sexuality; mentions of male pregnancy due to one of Blaise Zabini's very irate ancestors
Pairings: Umbridge/Filtch in later scenes.
Characters: Harry Potter characters-centric; the guide from Jusenkyo and Chinese Amazons in Ranma 1/2 do make their timely appearances, much to Snape's disgust.
Summary: Umbridge’s sinister field trip to Jusenkyo leaves the older student population cursed. Having fallen into the Springs of the Drowned Emo and Drowned Emu, Harry supposes he's luckier than, say, Snape (Spring of the Drowned Unicorn) or Theodore Nott (Spring of the Drowned Siren) or even Zacharius Smith (Spring of the Drowned Flea Circus), but how will he and the others survive the year when Voldemort secretly infiltrates the school as Luna’s new pet (alas, Spring of the Drowned Bunny Rabbit)? And what's with Lucius Malfoy, the benevolent Buddhist monk? AU OotP
Located here. All of fifteen chapters, now.
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