Three Ficlets

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Title: That's Hot
Author: Mistress Titania
Fandoms: NCIS and BtVS
Rating: R for concepts
Warnings: femslash
Word Count: 250
Pairings: Faith/Abby
Summary: Abby gets a surprise at work

Abby bounced up stairs to give the latest results to Gibbs. She stopped in her tracks when she saw the woman talking to Tony.

 

“FAITH!” Abby squealed with delight, quickly setting the evidence down on Gibbs desk before hugging Faith. “What are you doing here? Why didn’t you let me know?”

 

“Missed you too, Abby-girl,” Faith smirked before grabbing the back of Abby’s head with one hand and giving her a very intense kiss. At the same time Faith’s other hand slid down to grab Abby’s ass pinching it, getting another squeal from the other woman.

 

“Now that’s hot,” spoke Tony as he scrambled to pull out his cell phone wanting to snap a picture.

 

“Don’t you know it, boy toy,” Faith pulled back from the kiss but kept a firm grip on Abby. “I’m actually here doing a favor for a friend, I owed him after accidentally destroying his Star Trek cookbook. I’m delivering something to a person with the name of Elf Lord. That sound familiar?”

 

“That would be me,” McGee coughed quietly drawing attention to him.

 

“Oh, I know you, I’ve seen pictures. Your one of Abby’s exes. Hmm, you’re kind of cute for a geek. Want to join us sometime?” Faith tilted her body towards him; she was wearing skin tight black leather pants and black tank top, showing off her ample curves.

 

Abby just smiled and rested her head on Faith’s shoulder.

 

A squeak was all McGee was able to get out.

 

“That’s so not fair, Probie!”

Title: More Information Is Need In The Future...
Author: Mistress Titania
Fandoms: Naruto and BtVS
Rating: PG
Warnings: none
Word Count: 150
Characters: Willow Rosenberg, Itachi Uchiha
Summary: Itachi runs into more than he can handle

He had been sent by his bosses to try and recruit the powerful female. It had been a mistake. A very large mistake, there was not enough recon before they gave him the mission. Itachi was very distressed and not looking forward to living his life out as a bunny rabbit. The red haired woman had said she might change him back one day but for now she felt he would do less harm in this new form. He glanced around his cage but got worried when he heard a sound of lots of feet running towards the front door.

 

“OMG! He’s so cute, Willow! Can we play with him? Please!” begged a group of teenage girls.

 

A large sweat drop appeared on the tiny bunny’s head. He just might not survive this mission after all. And if he did it would never be spoken of again.

Title: What Has That Boy Done Now
Author: Mistress Titania
Fandoms: Eureka and BtVS
Rating: R
Warning: Het
Pairing: Fargo/Faith
Word Count: 760
Summary: Fargo makes a slight miscalculation

Fargo adjusted the settings on his program one more time. Everything looked perfect and he only had a brief window of opportunity to pull this off. Next week the mess left over from Eva Thorne was going to be all cleaned up and individual projects would start to be looked closely at again. Even if he lost the job this would so be worth it! Not like he really had much going for him in Eureka any longer. Dr. Stark was gone, Lexi had left to go back to the daddy of her child and Jo was happily with Zane. This could be just what he needs. Taking a deep breath he pressed the button.

 

A bright light filled the room forcing Fargo to turn away. Once it faded it and his mouth dropped open in shock.

 

“WHAT THE FUCK?! I was in the middle of my shower!” growled an angry feminine voice standing naked and dripping wet.

 

“No, no, this is wrong! It wasn’t supposed to bring you? I was supposed to have retrieved Buffy!” snapped Fargo.

 

“Yeah, it’s always Perfect Buffy. Tough shit, you got me, Slayer Faith. Now was it you need taken care of?” Faith growled not at all phased at her nakedness.

 

“Um, yeah, about that,” Fargo shifted his eyes around the room trying to look anywhere but Faith. But he winced when he spotted the set-up in the corner.

 

Fargo with a little help from Vincent had gone all out for a romantic dinner. There were flowers, candles, fine china and wine. A very nice meal of steaks, potatoes, veggies and fresh bread. The dessert was a chocolate cheesecake.

 

“You’re kidding me right? You pulled me across dimensions just for a date? Your really that hard up aren’t you geekboy.” Faith bitched while searching around for something to wear. Finally she found a spare lab coat and slipped it on buttoning it up. “Well, come on geekboy let’s get this date started since I’m already here.”

 

“Really? You’ll have dinner with me?” Fargo quickly glanced up in surprise.

 

“I’ve got nothing better to get back home to at the moment. Might as well take this on as a vacation. And the food looks and smells amazing. Plus I ain’t going to turn down chocolate cheesecake.” Faith sat down at the table waiting for Fargo to join her. “What’s your name geekboy? And where I am? Other than the wrong dimension.”

 

“Douglas Fargo but everyone just calls me Fargo. And your in a little hidden town of geniuses called Eureka,” responded Fargo as he cautiously sat down across from Faith at the small table.

 

“Cheers, Fargo” raising her glass in a mock toast before downing the wine.

 

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About an hour later the door to the lab opened in marched Dr. Stark, Sheriff Carter, Dr. Blake, Deputy Lupo and Henry.  They were there to investigate the weird power readings that had happened a bit before. Knowing that Fargo was out of contact they figured the boy had something to do with whatever was going on. But when they looked around the room the group stopped and stared.

 

“What? You’ve never seen two strangers recovering from hot sex before?” Faith sat up again completely naked with a happy smirk.

 

Fargo let out a squeak and tried to hide behind Faith.

 

“Hot sex? Fargo?” laughed Jo.

 

Henry didn’t say anything he just looked around at the equipment and equations trying to figure out what the power use had been.

 

“Fargo, this is a completely unacceptable use of a lab!” snapped Dr. Blake.

 

Dr. Stark just glared at the couple.

 

“How does Fargo of all people get a hot actress?” whined Sheriff Carter.

 

“Hey, bitches shut-up. Fargo was one of the best lays I’ve had in a while.” Faith jumped to her feet glaring at Deputy Lupo and Dr. Blake.

 

“Uh-oh,” said Sheriff Carter and started to move to hold his deputy back.

 

However, everyone was once again shocked when it wasn’t Faith who got knocked on her ass. Instead Faith had easily tossed Deputy Lupo over her shoulder when the woman came at her. The rest of the fight barely lasted a minute with Faith the clear winner. Fargo just enjoyed watching the two women, one of which was naked, battle over what he perceived as a battle for him.

 

“Jack, I don’t think that is the actress. I think somehow Fargo pulled the ‘real’ Faith from her dimension,” spoke Henry quietly.

 

“FARGO!” yelled the group from Eureka.

 

“Hmm, I think I’ll hang around for a while,” Faith smiled.

Comments

[azulkan2.livejournal.com]

Loved them both. Would really like more of the Faith/Fargo story though. I like him even if he is a geek's geek, lol.