crossoverfic | Fic: No Such Gorram Thing, [Firefly/Doctor Who] PG-13

Title: No Such Gorram Thing
Author:

ladyyueh
Fandom: Firefly
Rating: PG-13
Character(s): The Firefly Crew, Three, Four, Seven, Ace McShane, Eight, Nine, Rose Tyler, Jack Harkness, Ten, Martha Jones.
Spoilers for: Nothing, actually.
Notes: My offering for the 2008 Doctor Who Crossover Ficathon. I take no responsibility for the insanity of my Muse. This is what it demanded and would accept nothing else. Immeasurable thanks to my beta,

st_aurafina who made this so much better with so little time and to

such_heights whose prompt inspired this.
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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Hamlet Act 1, scene 5, 166-167

No Such Gorram Thing

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