Run, Barney, Run; Barney/Buffy; PG-13
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crossoverficTitle: Run, Barney, Run
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother/Buffy
Ships: Barney/Buffy, with hints of Barney/Dawn
Summery: The moment I saw her (her who was coming at me fast, faster then any other girl I've ever seen, even the mutant ones that find me very tasty) all I was do was stare away at the very strong blond that was coming my way with a look of uncontrollable hate across her face (that I found to be the loveliest face I'd ever seen).
Notes: First time writing for HIMYM so my Barney might no be quite right, plus I'm only on season two.
Prompt: run
Disclaimer: Not Mine
For: Choco_Cherries
The moment I saw her (her who was coming at me fast, faster then any other girl I've ever seen, even the mutant ones that find me very tasty) all I could do was stare away at the very strong blond that was coming my way with a look of uncontrollable hate across her face (that I found to be the loveliest face I'd ever seen).
“Are you Barney Stinson?”
She (she who at the moment was just a stranger but the risk taker in me wanted her to be much, much more) looked like those muscular arms of hers could reach over and pull every one of my skinny limbs off and throw them a few hundred feet.
“Yes, no, maybe?”
“I'll take that as one big yes. Does the name Dawn Summers ring a bell?”
Yes, it rang a small (barely a bell) bell. Dawn Summers, I just knew it at the time that my one night stand with barely twenty-three Dawnie would be the (slow and painful) death of me.
“If I say yes will you hurt me?”
“Oh yes.”
That was the very moment that the phrase run, Barney run, kicked into effect, but of course she was faster then me in more ways then one but still she didn't know my many hiding spots. (from days and days of running I had learned to hide or at lest find a very public place where the mothers or sisters couldn't rip me apart).
When she finally gave up (well not really she would be back and that time I wouldn't have anywhere to hide) I was in hearing distance as she said 'I swear Barney Stinson I will be back and rip you limb from limb.'
Let me tell you that will be the one thing in my (awesome) life that would not be Legendary.
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother/Buffy
Ships: Barney/Buffy, with hints of Barney/Dawn
Summery: The moment I saw her (her who was coming at me fast, faster then any other girl I've ever seen, even the mutant ones that find me very tasty) all I was do was stare away at the very strong blond that was coming my way with a look of uncontrollable hate across her face (that I found to be the loveliest face I'd ever seen).
Notes: First time writing for HIMYM so my Barney might no be quite right, plus I'm only on season two.
Prompt: run
Disclaimer: Not Mine
For: Choco_Cherries
The moment I saw her (her who was coming at me fast, faster then any other girl I've ever seen, even the mutant ones that find me very tasty) all I could do was stare away at the very strong blond that was coming my way with a look of uncontrollable hate across her face (that I found to be the loveliest face I'd ever seen).
“Are you Barney Stinson?”
She (she who at the moment was just a stranger but the risk taker in me wanted her to be much, much more) looked like those muscular arms of hers could reach over and pull every one of my skinny limbs off and throw them a few hundred feet.
“Yes, no, maybe?”
“I'll take that as one big yes. Does the name Dawn Summers ring a bell?”
Yes, it rang a small (barely a bell) bell. Dawn Summers, I just knew it at the time that my one night stand with barely twenty-three Dawnie would be the (slow and painful) death of me.
“If I say yes will you hurt me?”
“Oh yes.”
That was the very moment that the phrase run, Barney run, kicked into effect, but of course she was faster then me in more ways then one but still she didn't know my many hiding spots. (from days and days of running I had learned to hide or at lest find a very public place where the mothers or sisters couldn't rip me apart).
When she finally gave up (well not really she would be back and that time I wouldn't have anywhere to hide) I was in hearing distance as she said 'I swear Barney Stinson I will be back and rip you limb from limb.'
Let me tell you that will be the one thing in my (awesome) life that would not be Legendary.
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