[FIC] Eram quod es, eris quod sum, R, mainly House/Torchwood/Doctor Who

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Title: Eram quod es, eris quod sum
Fandoms: House, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Discworld, other appearances (see profile)
Rating: R
Warnings: Violence, non-graphic het and slash, language. Assume spoilers for all seasons/books/films.
Disclaimer: We don’t own any of these universes. See profile for all fic info.
Arc Summary: The House and Torchwood teams split up to travel with the Fourth and Tenth Doctor in search of Chula and a cure for Gwen.
Arc 2 Chapter 1/Entire Story Chapter 14:
Summary: Owen finds an orgasmatron aboard Four's TARDIS, Ten can't figure out the properties of ketchup, Cuddy becomes sex-obsessed, Susan has to deal with ducks infesting Death's Domain. Oh, and Daleks.
Characters: Both Doctors and teams, plus Donna Noble and Adric. Discworld: Death, Susan Sto Helit. Also, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: Heart of Gold crew.
Cross-posted to tw_archives, torch_wood, housefic, dwfiction

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