crossoverfic | Drabble: Five Parental Nightmares Xander Never Had

This is a drabble I originally posted as a chapter in the Round Robin story Daddy's Coming to Visit Mommy's Come Calling but apparently the parents I chose aren't evil enough to qualify under the terms of the original challenge. So I've deleted it and reposted it as a stand-alone.

All characters belong to their respective creators, not me, this story may not be distributed on a profit-making basis.

http://ffutures.livejournal.com/466983.html#cutid1