(fic) My Best Friend Is A Jackass (House/My Best Friend is a Vampire)

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My Best Friend Is A Jackass

By losyark 

 

 

Spoilers: “My Best Friend Is A Vampire”, all of season one of “House M.D.”

Author’s Notes: Knowledge of the movie is probably useful but maybe not necessary.

Rating: PG-13
Pairing:  Wilson/Julie

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“You freaking psycho!” James Wilson yelped, waving one fist at House and rubbing his bottom firmly with the other.

 

“That’ll teach you to bend down around me,” House said and hobbled back out of the clinic room with a shit-eating grin, waving the hypodermic now filled with Wilson's blood jauntily.