crossoverfic | Fic: Harry Skypotter and the Return of the Wizard Knights (PG-13) by Helen

Title: Harry Skypotter and the Return of the Wizard Knights

Author: Lady Remus

Fandom Crossover: Harry Potter/Star Wars (Return of the Jedi in particular)

Summary: This is “Return of the Jedi” Harry Potter style. Although some lines are lifted from the film and novel but most of it involves the changing of characters and plot. It is not the re-telling of “ROTJ” word-for-word. It’s “ROTJ” with a LOT of twists!

Rating: PG-13

Word Count: 13,172 (written as an one shot fic but due to the fact that there was too many words for one entry, the mod over at

crossover_hp split it up into two parts and so I am following suit).

Pairings/Main Characters: No pairings really (Remus/Sirius is used but not in an explicit manner). Main characters= Harry/Luke Skywalker, Hermione/Princess Leia, Sirius/Han Solo, Voldemort/Emperor Palpatine, Peter Pettigrew/Darth Vader (don’t ask!), Remus/Chewbacca, Ron/C-3PO, Fred and George/R2D2, Dumbledore/Obi-Wan and a lot of House Elves/Ewoks and Death Eaters/Stormtroopers!!!

Warnings: mentions of a homosexual pairing (trust me, it’s not explicit and does not involve bestiality, although the characters I chose might suggest it does. Sirius and Rembacca may be space pirates but they got morals!)

Disclaimer: The worlds of Harry Potter and Star Wars come from the minds of J.K. Rowling and George Lucas respectively. I don’t own them and I’m certainly not making any profit from this.

Beta Readers:

lotrwariorgodss and

writermerrin (Live Journal)

Author Notes: This was originally written for

youngest_one over at

crossover_hp. However, after submitting this piece, I got word from the mod

violet_quill that

youngest_one had not submitted his assignment so he would not be receiving a gift and asked me if I wanted it re-gifted. So now this fic is for

tarie and I hope he/she really likes it.

One more thing: the first scene is a parody of a scene that was filmed but cut from the final print. The scene does appear in the book though (which became my Bible throughout the writing of this fic). Notes of the cut scene can be found here.

I think I should explain why I made Wormtail Darth Vader. In my opinion, after seeing ROTJ, I thought the Emperor was a lot scarier and more of a villain than Vader so in that case, having Voldemort as Palpatine with Wormtail as his minion seemed appropriate.

Dedication: To

the_terrible for helping me understand the idea of “pastiche”, to

sake1_1 for reading it as I wrote it and saying it was great and for my two beta readers who took the time and effort to beta read this very long fic. I hope this dedication makes up for the brain cells you wore out whilst sorting this fic out. Oh and thanks to

violet_quill for having the patience of a saint and granting me the extension to sort out beta reading.

The original posting of Part 1 can be found here and Part 2 can be found here

Part 1 (via my fan fic journal)

Part 2 (via my fan fic journal)