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crossoverficWell I am a first commer here and well I hope you like my story also thanx Fearless_jones it's cause of you I am here posting this.
TITLE: A couple of Crazy days for the Boondock family
AUTHOR:Sarah Hall (BettyPage666)
PAIRING: Scully/Connor/Murphy, Mulder/Smecker
RATING: PG-13
WARNINGS: Threesome, Slash
SUMMARY: What would happen if X files were to meet BoondockSaints
DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. No money is being made from this.
NOTES: Beta-d by Fearless_Jones.
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10:55 p.m. March 25th 2003 Boston Embassy Suites Hotel
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The Boston P.D. had been called out to a scene at the Embassy Suites Hotel. The initial report had been to be gunshots fired, but they were left with a gruesome crime scene. At first, no one really thought much of it, but when Duffy, Greenly, and Dolly got to the scene they knew something was wrong. They immediately called upon their good friend Agent Smecker to help with the case.
The three started discussing the case and realized that it must have been a mixture of the Irish Mob and the Italian Mob. They now had two dead mob bosses and a few of their men. Duffy (being Duffy) then started in saying how he was sure it was another mob that went in and blasted them all away, then fled.
After he was finished, Smecker went up to him, quite nicely, to say, “Some things never really change with you. If you were to have looked at the surveillance, no one came in here but these guys and no one came out. So…Have any more theories, Duffy? I didn't think so.” He paused. “Also, look at the scene, boys. “Look at the blood splatter. It’s just not right. We’re having a couple of Feds in here to look into this case, since the last cases we had like this, nothing turned up. In the meantime, boys, I think I need to talk to some good friends of ours.”
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7:54a.m. March 26, 2003 Boston P.D. Office
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Two Feds entered the office of Agent Smecker and introduced themselves as agents Scully and Mulder. Scully started out the conversation.
“So are there any leads in this?”
Smecker then told her that, “From what we’ve had gathered, it was a meeting between the Irish mob and the Italian mob. No one had come in or gone out and the strangest thing to me was the way the blood was splattered. I haven't yet have been able to have a good look at the bodies. I figured you would like the first look.”
Scully replied, “Well, as soon as we can get started on this the better, so where are the bodies at?”
“While you’re checking the bodies out, I’ll look at the crime scene,” Mulder added.
Smecker told Scully what she needed to know, then had Greenly and Duffy go with Mulder as he and Scully went to check out the bodies of the men.
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8:35 a.m. Crime Scene
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Mulder looked over the evidence and over the scene with detectives Duffy and Greenly.
Duffy said to Mulder, “You think this could have been an unexplainable encounter or something? ‘Cause no one in, no one out. And the blood splatter is way wrong.” Mulder considered the question.
“Duffy, is it? I’m usually all for alian encounters and the unexplainable, but I am just not quite sure at this moment. Who knows?”
He then called Scully as Greenly and Duffy continued looking over the scene. He asked her if she has found anything yet. Scully replied to him, “Well, I have found no gunshots at all on any of the victims, and at this moment, I’m not sure yet. I’ll look for something around them, like a chemical. They may have ingested something.”
Mulder said, “I think this could be it, Scully! I think it just might have been aliens!”
Scully replied to him, “Don't be an idiot! Why the hell would extra terrestrials waste their time on a couple of fat peons and a few of their men? God, Mulder, would you think for once what the hell comes out of that head of yours? How did you get to where you are today? My God, you’re an idiot!”
“You don't have to yell at me and make me feel like an idiot, Scully!” Mulder said as he cried. “A simple ‘no’ would have done!” He hung up, still weeping. Greenly then asked Mulder if he was ok. Mulder answered, “It’s just this scene… It’s is so sad!”
Meanwhile, after the phone call, Smecker told Scully, “So you have to deal with an idiot, too, huh?” Scully and Smecker laughed, and continued with their research.
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5:00 p.m. Medical Examiner’s Office
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Scully and Smecker finished their examinations of each body and came up with the conclusion that it was something they had ingested. Scully decided to stay and check over some things while Smecker headed out for a late lunch with two friends who came to get him. Smecker introduced the two to Scully. “I’d like you to meet Conner and Murphy. They’re…detectives.”
They asked if she would like to come along. She smiled and told them, “Just for a few minutes. I do have to get back here. There are a couple of things I need to look over.”
“Well, we’re not twisting your arm, but we could all go if you’d like,” Murphy said with a smile. She smiled back and then said that she needed to clean up and that she would be right out. Smecker then turned to the boys.
“Not to worry. I’m sure you two are not suspects in this crime.” Conner then told him, “We’d better not be! It’s flattering, but we don't want credit for something we didn't do.”
Just then, Scully came back into the room.
“Let’s get lunch, boys.”
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5:25 p.m. Boston Beer Works
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Scully and the guys had a good old time telling stories and jokes. After dinner, Mulder called Scully telling her that he needed to talk to her soon.
Scully stood up and said, “It was nice to meet you. Maybe I will get to see more of you later? Smecker I will see you later at the office. I have to go.”
She left and the guys sat and continued to chat. Both Conner and Murphy found that they were quite smitten with Scully and were a little upset with her leaving, but they realized that they had to get down to business. They insured their alibi with Smecker and let him know that they were unaware of the meeting earlier.
“Besides,” Conner replied. “We wouldn't have wasted them the way you’re saying they died. That’s just not our style. You should know that.”
“I know it's not. I just have to make sure and cover all my bases,” he admitted. “This is just baffling. What would kill all of them like this?”
“I'll tell you,” Murphy answered. “It’s the one the only: It's our Father in heaven.”
“Far fetched, but OK, whatever,” Smecker replied as they continued their early dinner.
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7:18 p.m. Boston P.D. office
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Mulder talked to Scully a while about the case. He told her that he found a white substance and thought that it might be speed…or something else entirely. He asked if she would take a look at it.
“This just might be the key to this case. Thanks, Mulder, for getting this to me right away.”
“There’s something else I need to talk to you about,” he told her, before grabbing her and kissing her passionately. Scully pushed Mulder away from her roughly.
“That was a nice gesture, but no thanks. It's a little too late for a kiss, Mulder.”
Mulder then ran out of the office crying.
Scully watched and said, “Don't run out of here like a little girl! Come back!” But it was too late. He was too far gone.
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10:15 p.m. Medical Examiners Office
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Scully found more of the powdery substance in their systems and couldn't believe she’d missed it before. However, she decided to call it a night because she wasn't going to find out what the substance was until the next day.
As she was leaving she ran into Conner and Murphy. They asked her if she would like to go out for a drink. She smiled and said to them that she would love to, so they went to a local pub of theirs. They talked and drank and found out more about each other.
Meanwhile, Mulder had run into Smecker. Smecker noticed that Mulder was upset and had been drinking heavily. He wanted to comfort Mulder, so he invited him to his place. Mulder accepted the invitation. “Sure, why not? I just don't care anymore. I want to forget that bitch!”
After arriving at Smecker’s apartment, he kept going on and on about Scully, his sister, and aliens. Smecker sat and thought, “Why the hell did I bring this fairy home?” He considered the situation and said, “Fuck it!”
He grabbed Mulder and kissed him hard. Mulder started thinking of Scully as he kissed him back. Smecker then threw him to the bed and started taking off Mulder’s pants as Mulder laid back and let the action happen.
Meantime things were heating up between Scully and the brothers. She started with Conner then moved to Murphy when she was done. This went on all night between the parties.
When they got up to start their days, Scully and the boys talked about what to do next. They told her to visit them in Ireland if she was ever around. She told them not to worry, she would.
As for Mulder, he woke up not realizing what had happened the night before. He did, however, have a major hang over. He looked over to see a figure lying next to him. He thought that it might be Scully, so he started to cuddle with the figure. The illusion was shattered, though, as it turned out to be Smecker.
“Don’t be so much of fag, Mulder!” he said, turning over.
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7:55a.m Medical Examiners Office
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Scully was quick to start the day and finish her work when the tests on the powder came back. She looked at them and started muttering to herself.
“Of course! Why didn't I see it before?”
She called for a meeting to tell everyone involved what she had discovered. Smecker, Duffy, Greenly, Dolly, and Mulder assembled at the P.D office where Scully had called the metting. Before her arrival, Mulder seemed very distant and disoriented as Smecker tried to talk to him. After a while, Smecker just gave up on him.
Scully finally showed up and began to speak. “The only people to kill off the mobsters were themselves and their dealers.”
Smecker looked at Scully as if she were mad and asked her how she came up with that.
“It's simple,” she said. “The speed they were ingesting was cut with a chemical. A very potent chemical we like to call Draino.”
Everyone was speechless.
“There’s your answer, boys. A simple household product killed them.”
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10:55 Boston P.D. Office
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Mulder and Scully said their good byes and prepared to head home to Washington D.C. Scully managed to apologize to Mulder for calling him a girl, and asked him what he’d done the night before.
“I didn't do anything,” Mulder replied tersely.
“Well, don't get your panties in a bunch,” she replied.
“Shut up, Scully,” he growled. “What did you do last night?”
“Well, nothing really. You wouldn't want to hear about it anyway.”
“So do you know what you’re going to do next week for vacation, Scully?”
“Oh, I have an idea,” she said, already dreaming of Ireland.
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The End.
TITLE: A couple of Crazy days for the Boondock family
AUTHOR:Sarah Hall (BettyPage666)
PAIRING: Scully/Connor/Murphy, Mulder/Smecker
RATING: PG-13
WARNINGS: Threesome, Slash
SUMMARY: What would happen if X files were to meet BoondockSaints
DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. No money is being made from this.
NOTES: Beta-d by Fearless_Jones.
-------------
10:55 p.m. March 25th 2003 Boston Embassy Suites Hotel
------------------
The Boston P.D. had been called out to a scene at the Embassy Suites Hotel. The initial report had been to be gunshots fired, but they were left with a gruesome crime scene. At first, no one really thought much of it, but when Duffy, Greenly, and Dolly got to the scene they knew something was wrong. They immediately called upon their good friend Agent Smecker to help with the case.
The three started discussing the case and realized that it must have been a mixture of the Irish Mob and the Italian Mob. They now had two dead mob bosses and a few of their men. Duffy (being Duffy) then started in saying how he was sure it was another mob that went in and blasted them all away, then fled.
After he was finished, Smecker went up to him, quite nicely, to say, “Some things never really change with you. If you were to have looked at the surveillance, no one came in here but these guys and no one came out. So…Have any more theories, Duffy? I didn't think so.” He paused. “Also, look at the scene, boys. “Look at the blood splatter. It’s just not right. We’re having a couple of Feds in here to look into this case, since the last cases we had like this, nothing turned up. In the meantime, boys, I think I need to talk to some good friends of ours.”
------------------
7:54a.m. March 26, 2003 Boston P.D. Office
--------------------
Two Feds entered the office of Agent Smecker and introduced themselves as agents Scully and Mulder. Scully started out the conversation.
“So are there any leads in this?”
Smecker then told her that, “From what we’ve had gathered, it was a meeting between the Irish mob and the Italian mob. No one had come in or gone out and the strangest thing to me was the way the blood was splattered. I haven't yet have been able to have a good look at the bodies. I figured you would like the first look.”
Scully replied, “Well, as soon as we can get started on this the better, so where are the bodies at?”
“While you’re checking the bodies out, I’ll look at the crime scene,” Mulder added.
Smecker told Scully what she needed to know, then had Greenly and Duffy go with Mulder as he and Scully went to check out the bodies of the men.
------------------
8:35 a.m. Crime Scene
------------------------
Mulder looked over the evidence and over the scene with detectives Duffy and Greenly.
Duffy said to Mulder, “You think this could have been an unexplainable encounter or something? ‘Cause no one in, no one out. And the blood splatter is way wrong.” Mulder considered the question.
“Duffy, is it? I’m usually all for alian encounters and the unexplainable, but I am just not quite sure at this moment. Who knows?”
He then called Scully as Greenly and Duffy continued looking over the scene. He asked her if she has found anything yet. Scully replied to him, “Well, I have found no gunshots at all on any of the victims, and at this moment, I’m not sure yet. I’ll look for something around them, like a chemical. They may have ingested something.”
Mulder said, “I think this could be it, Scully! I think it just might have been aliens!”
Scully replied to him, “Don't be an idiot! Why the hell would extra terrestrials waste their time on a couple of fat peons and a few of their men? God, Mulder, would you think for once what the hell comes out of that head of yours? How did you get to where you are today? My God, you’re an idiot!”
“You don't have to yell at me and make me feel like an idiot, Scully!” Mulder said as he cried. “A simple ‘no’ would have done!” He hung up, still weeping. Greenly then asked Mulder if he was ok. Mulder answered, “It’s just this scene… It’s is so sad!”
Meanwhile, after the phone call, Smecker told Scully, “So you have to deal with an idiot, too, huh?” Scully and Smecker laughed, and continued with their research.
-----------------
5:00 p.m. Medical Examiner’s Office
--------------------
Scully and Smecker finished their examinations of each body and came up with the conclusion that it was something they had ingested. Scully decided to stay and check over some things while Smecker headed out for a late lunch with two friends who came to get him. Smecker introduced the two to Scully. “I’d like you to meet Conner and Murphy. They’re…detectives.”
They asked if she would like to come along. She smiled and told them, “Just for a few minutes. I do have to get back here. There are a couple of things I need to look over.”
“Well, we’re not twisting your arm, but we could all go if you’d like,” Murphy said with a smile. She smiled back and then said that she needed to clean up and that she would be right out. Smecker then turned to the boys.
“Not to worry. I’m sure you two are not suspects in this crime.” Conner then told him, “We’d better not be! It’s flattering, but we don't want credit for something we didn't do.”
Just then, Scully came back into the room.
“Let’s get lunch, boys.”
--------------------
5:25 p.m. Boston Beer Works
---------------------
Scully and the guys had a good old time telling stories and jokes. After dinner, Mulder called Scully telling her that he needed to talk to her soon.
Scully stood up and said, “It was nice to meet you. Maybe I will get to see more of you later? Smecker I will see you later at the office. I have to go.”
She left and the guys sat and continued to chat. Both Conner and Murphy found that they were quite smitten with Scully and were a little upset with her leaving, but they realized that they had to get down to business. They insured their alibi with Smecker and let him know that they were unaware of the meeting earlier.
“Besides,” Conner replied. “We wouldn't have wasted them the way you’re saying they died. That’s just not our style. You should know that.”
“I know it's not. I just have to make sure and cover all my bases,” he admitted. “This is just baffling. What would kill all of them like this?”
“I'll tell you,” Murphy answered. “It’s the one the only: It's our Father in heaven.”
“Far fetched, but OK, whatever,” Smecker replied as they continued their early dinner.
-----------------------
7:18 p.m. Boston P.D. office
------------------------
Mulder talked to Scully a while about the case. He told her that he found a white substance and thought that it might be speed…or something else entirely. He asked if she would take a look at it.
“This just might be the key to this case. Thanks, Mulder, for getting this to me right away.”
“There’s something else I need to talk to you about,” he told her, before grabbing her and kissing her passionately. Scully pushed Mulder away from her roughly.
“That was a nice gesture, but no thanks. It's a little too late for a kiss, Mulder.”
Mulder then ran out of the office crying.
Scully watched and said, “Don't run out of here like a little girl! Come back!” But it was too late. He was too far gone.
----------------------------
10:15 p.m. Medical Examiners Office
-----------------------------
Scully found more of the powdery substance in their systems and couldn't believe she’d missed it before. However, she decided to call it a night because she wasn't going to find out what the substance was until the next day.
As she was leaving she ran into Conner and Murphy. They asked her if she would like to go out for a drink. She smiled and said to them that she would love to, so they went to a local pub of theirs. They talked and drank and found out more about each other.
Meanwhile, Mulder had run into Smecker. Smecker noticed that Mulder was upset and had been drinking heavily. He wanted to comfort Mulder, so he invited him to his place. Mulder accepted the invitation. “Sure, why not? I just don't care anymore. I want to forget that bitch!”
After arriving at Smecker’s apartment, he kept going on and on about Scully, his sister, and aliens. Smecker sat and thought, “Why the hell did I bring this fairy home?” He considered the situation and said, “Fuck it!”
He grabbed Mulder and kissed him hard. Mulder started thinking of Scully as he kissed him back. Smecker then threw him to the bed and started taking off Mulder’s pants as Mulder laid back and let the action happen.
Meantime things were heating up between Scully and the brothers. She started with Conner then moved to Murphy when she was done. This went on all night between the parties.
When they got up to start their days, Scully and the boys talked about what to do next. They told her to visit them in Ireland if she was ever around. She told them not to worry, she would.
As for Mulder, he woke up not realizing what had happened the night before. He did, however, have a major hang over. He looked over to see a figure lying next to him. He thought that it might be Scully, so he started to cuddle with the figure. The illusion was shattered, though, as it turned out to be Smecker.
“Don’t be so much of fag, Mulder!” he said, turning over.
-----------------------
7:55a.m Medical Examiners Office
----------------------------
Scully was quick to start the day and finish her work when the tests on the powder came back. She looked at them and started muttering to herself.
“Of course! Why didn't I see it before?”
She called for a meeting to tell everyone involved what she had discovered. Smecker, Duffy, Greenly, Dolly, and Mulder assembled at the P.D office where Scully had called the metting. Before her arrival, Mulder seemed very distant and disoriented as Smecker tried to talk to him. After a while, Smecker just gave up on him.
Scully finally showed up and began to speak. “The only people to kill off the mobsters were themselves and their dealers.”
Smecker looked at Scully as if she were mad and asked her how she came up with that.
“It's simple,” she said. “The speed they were ingesting was cut with a chemical. A very potent chemical we like to call Draino.”
Everyone was speechless.
“There’s your answer, boys. A simple household product killed them.”
-------------------
10:55 Boston P.D. Office
-------------------------
Mulder and Scully said their good byes and prepared to head home to Washington D.C. Scully managed to apologize to Mulder for calling him a girl, and asked him what he’d done the night before.
“I didn't do anything,” Mulder replied tersely.
“Well, don't get your panties in a bunch,” she replied.
“Shut up, Scully,” he growled. “What did you do last night?”
“Well, nothing really. You wouldn't want to hear about it anyway.”
“So do you know what you’re going to do next week for vacation, Scully?”
“Oh, I have an idea,” she said, already dreaming of Ireland.
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The End.
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