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crossoverficTitle: Eram quod es, eris quod sum [Chapter 3]
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Fandoms: House, Torchwood, Doctor Who, other later, minor appearances (see profile)
Rating: R
Warnings: Violence, non-graphic het and slash, language. Assume spoilers for all seasons/books/films.
Main Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Owen/Cameron, House/Wilson
Disclaimer: We don’t own any of these universes. Other, richer people do. We are not making money off of this.
Chapter Summary: We broke LJ. Seriously, this chapter was so long it wouldn’t fit in one post. Cracky overview? Bad things happen to Owen, Wilson gets hit on by the entire hospital, Jack accidentally spoils to House that yes, General Hospital does one day end, Tosh messes around with an alien phallic symbol that stimulates spiritual orgasms, and aliens invade Princeton-Plainsboro and attack Cameron and Ianto. And as if that isn’t enough, this is followed by a stand-alone interlude featuring the Second Doctor and Jamie being menaced by monstrous mushrooms with big pointy teeth.
Cross-posted to![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
tw_archives, torch_wood, housefic, dwfiction
Linked on over to our fic journal.
List of previous chapters here.
Author:
randomhousesFandoms: House, Torchwood, Doctor Who, other later, minor appearances (see profile)
Rating: R
Warnings: Violence, non-graphic het and slash, language. Assume spoilers for all seasons/books/films.
Main Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Owen/Cameron, House/Wilson
Disclaimer: We don’t own any of these universes. Other, richer people do. We are not making money off of this.
Chapter Summary: We broke LJ. Seriously, this chapter was so long it wouldn’t fit in one post. Cracky overview? Bad things happen to Owen, Wilson gets hit on by the entire hospital, Jack accidentally spoils to House that yes, General Hospital does one day end, Tosh messes around with an alien phallic symbol that stimulates spiritual orgasms, and aliens invade Princeton-Plainsboro and attack Cameron and Ianto. And as if that isn’t enough, this is followed by a stand-alone interlude featuring the Second Doctor and Jamie being menaced by monstrous mushrooms with big pointy teeth.
Cross-posted to
tw_archives, torch_wood, housefic, dwfictionLinked on over to our fic journal.
List of previous chapters here.
