Seeking a beta for Hellblazer/Dark Tower crossover

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Hi! I'm Jormy - or Jormandugr, if you prefer, or Sylvia if you want to get boring and truthful.

Essentially, my status is this; I am writing a crossover. It is a Hellblazer/Dark Tower crossover, as the more astute of you may have guessed. *pokes title*
However, there are two small problems:
1) I am incredibly paranoid about my characterisation (especially of Roland) (ironic juxtaposition with icon, y/y?)
and
2) I am a Brit.

The first would be one hell of a lot easier sans the second.
So what I am really after, to be honest, is an American with a decent knowledge of TDT canon, who can check my characterisation and also give me advice on New York slang, geography, shops, jokes... you know, the sort of stuff that's slightly necessary in that context? Preferably to go through spelling and grammar as well, but, well, I can get someone IRL to do that. xD

Oh, and lest I forget, if all goes according to plan, this fic should eventually span everything from about two-thirds of the way through 'The Drawing of the Three' to the end of 'The Dark Tower'. It will be long. There will be spoilers. It will take months to write, let alone beta.

However, I have been searching for a beta for it for whole days, so if you'll do it, I'll just about love you forever.

Tchuss, alles!

(If I've made any massive and stupid mistakes in this post, rest assured that it's probably because I'm writing it at 3AM. I swear, I can write coherently when I've slept! xD)

[Fic] Things That Never Happened to Buffy Summers (PG-13, various)

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Title: Ten Further Things that Never Happened to Buffy Summers
Author: Jedi Buttercup
Rating: PG to PG-13.
Category: B:tVS/various. See disclaimer for crossovers (in order).
Summary: "10 Things that Never Happened" drabbles, take 5. (Previously: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4).

Disclaimer: All your Buffy are belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. I also do not claim to own anyone/thing affiliated with the following media productions: 2 Fast 2 Furious, Lie to Me, Tin Man, Iron Man, Terminator: tSCC, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Fringe, Twilight, Sanctuary, and Inkheart.

( Never Drove a 10-Second Car )

( Never Faced a Lie Detector )

( Never Heard of the Emerald of the Eclipse )

( Never Saw an Arc Reactor )

( Never Fought Against the Machines )

( Never Got a PhD in Slaying )

( Never Met a Cullen )

( Never Became Part of the Pattern )

( Never Stopped Wanting to Be Normal )

( Never Appreciated the Written Word )

(x-posted to jedibuttercup)
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SPN Xover Twilight Fic: Craving (vamp!Dean/Sam) (Ch.11)

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Fandom: SPN X-Over Twilight
Title: Craving
Authors: Cas (virtualpersonal) and Fetish of sam_dean_fetish (Cheapen The Moment)
Pairing: Vamp!Dean/Sam, John, the Cullen family (from Stephenie Meyer’s “Twilight”)
Rating/Warnings: NC 17; Slash; light vamp bloodplay (Sam and Dean are not brothers in this fic)
Characters: The characters are not ours, we're just playin' with 'em
Concrits: welcome in comments.

Summary: Sam Winchester is sent to the rainy, cold, small town of Forks and is prepared to be bored to death until he meets and is fascinated by Dean Cullen. The hunter in Sam knows something is “off” with the Cullen boy but he can’t make himself care. Dean is equally enthralled by Sam but is leery because there is a good chance he will end Sam’s life. There are a thousand reasons why the hunter and the vampire should never get together, but who is listening?

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[Fic] Comprehension 2/2, PG-13 Empire Records/CSI Miami

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Title: Comprehension
Author: kat_songs
Rating: PG-13 for drunk people
Pairing: Ryan/Eric preslash
A/N: Two posts now merged since I've solved the problem with the extra spaces.

( Part Two: Eric Delko and Calleigh Duquesne Deny That They Followed Ryan Wolfe Anywhere )