(Fic) Of Mice and Men, PG-13, CastlexFables [5/?]

[black_sluggard]

Title: Of Mice and Men
Fandoms: Castle, Fables
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Angst, Fantasy, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Slash, genre!crack, AU, crack, unsolicited crossover, fairy tales, talking animals, author insanity, shades of "omfg what did I just write?", unbetad.
Characters/Pairings: Castle—Javier Esposito/Kevin Ryan. Fables—Bigby Wolf, Reynard, Frau Totenkinder, Rose Red, Clara, Bagheera, Stinky, others.
Wordcount: 1,610
Summary: In which a city mouse visits the country, which predictably leads to trouble and (in no particular order) revelations, relations and reciprocation; a funeral and a shotgun wedding; and Javier almost gets eaten by a panther.

( "You two are already the talk of the Farmyard." )