crossoverfic | "Bedroom Hymns" (Supernatural/Torchwood; NC-17; Castiel, Jack; Jack/Castiel, Jack/Thingstiel)

Title: “Bedroom Hymns”
Author:

momentane
Fandom: Supernatural/Torchwood(/Doctor Who)
Characters/Pairings: Castiel, Thingstiel, Captain Jack Harkness; Jack/Castiel, Jack/Thingstiel; hints of Dean/Castiel
Genres: Crossover; PWP; crack
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,192
Summary: Captain Jack Harkness is quite possibly the only human in existence who can have sex with Castiel's true form. And quite possibly the only human in existence who finds being burned away by an angel's true form an utter turn-on.
Warnings: Uh, I can't even call it character death because Jack, being immortal, comes back every time, so... just... warnings for general wtfery, I guess.
Notes: I blame

jetaimerai for this. I don't even know how we came across this idea. But, well, both of us are fans of Supernatural and Doctor Who/Torchwood crossovers, and, I mean, if you were immortal and a 51^st-century horndog, would you pass up the chance to do an angel? But just, oh god. brb burying my face in my hands and hoping that there are other weirdos out there like me and

jetaimerai so I don't feel as crazy for spending a day writing this, hahaha.

( In a crowded bar tucked deep in the heart of Cardiff, Captain Jack Harkness finds God. )