"Dean, Castiel, and Captain Jack Harkness walk into a bar..." (SPN/TW; Jack/Ianto)

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Title: “Dean, Castiel, and Captain Jack Harkness walk into a bar...”
Author: xenoamorist @ momentane
Fandoms: Supernatural/Torchwood
Characters/Pairings: Dean, Castiel, Captain Jack Harkness; references to Jack/Ianto; Dean/Castiel if you squint
Genres: Humor, crossover, angsty undertones
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,917
Summary: Castiel meets a certain Captain Jack Harkness at a bar. Dean gets jealous, but Jack is interested in Castiel for other reasons.
Warnings: Spoilers for Torchwood: Children of Earth.
Notes: Beta-ed by jetaimerai, kuridee, and plasmoids. Took me a while to get things down right, but I'm satisfied with the final result. ♥

( “All right, Cas, human lesson number three: how to order drinks from a bar.” )