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crossoverficTitle: Stakes Never Seem To Work
Author: Rosie1234
Fandom: Twilight/The Middle Man
Rating: PG
Ships: Jasper/Wendy
Characters: Wendy, Jasper Hale, and Alice.
Spoilers: None
Notes: This by far has to be the weirdest crossover I have done, thanks for requesting it!
For: restlessme
Summary : But of course I'm the most unlucky person in the whole goddamn world and all I ended up getting was one pissed off vampire.
Disclaimer: Not Mine.
Today was going to filled with dust, a whole lot of burning dust.
But of course I'm the most unlucky person in the whole goddamn world and all I ended up getting was one pissed off vampire.
“You tried to stake me (little human girl, I could break you apart with one finger)?”
“Umm...yeah. And from the looks of it, yeah it didn't work at all.”
(and it took away the joy of the 'Yippie-ki-yay, mother******' that went along with the staking, sorry garbage mouth patrol is watching, that means the Middle Man.)
“No it didn't.”
In his own hands (which were paler then the milk that the boss can't get enough of) were a pile of wood chips, all that was left of 'Mr. Pointy'.
(oh shit, I'm deader then him)
-
“You didn't kill me (hey and don't change your mind), didn't rip me limb from limb and eat me, why is that?”
“Trust me I wanted to (so very much) but I'm the kind of vampire that doesn't drink human blood or even harm them. Because trust me if I wanted you dead they would be holding your wake this very moment. Closed coffin but of course.”
It was clear that all my body parts were going to stay attached to me, even if he eyed me like I was an all-you-can-eat buffet, but all of that didn't make him any less a vampire.
(but a very, very cute one, one wrong move and I might be joining the Buffy club. Dating them, not bumping the uglies, you might need to clean those brains of yours they've been the gutter for quite a while)
“Yeah, thanks for the nice visual, so your all Angel but without the soul? Any chance you might be needing a Buffy to angst up your oh-so long life?”
“My wife is on her way here, just to make sure your in one piece. But keep talking like that she might change her mind about wanting you whole.”
“And that's my cue to leave and never come back.”
Author: Rosie1234
Fandom: Twilight/The Middle Man
Rating: PG
Ships: Jasper/Wendy
Characters: Wendy, Jasper Hale, and Alice.
Spoilers: None
Notes: This by far has to be the weirdest crossover I have done, thanks for requesting it!
For: restlessme
Summary : But of course I'm the most unlucky person in the whole goddamn world and all I ended up getting was one pissed off vampire.
Disclaimer: Not Mine.
Today was going to filled with dust, a whole lot of burning dust.
But of course I'm the most unlucky person in the whole goddamn world and all I ended up getting was one pissed off vampire.
“You tried to stake me (little human girl, I could break you apart with one finger)?”
“Umm...yeah. And from the looks of it, yeah it didn't work at all.”
(and it took away the joy of the 'Yippie-ki-yay, mother******' that went along with the staking, sorry garbage mouth patrol is watching, that means the Middle Man.)
“No it didn't.”
In his own hands (which were paler then the milk that the boss can't get enough of) were a pile of wood chips, all that was left of 'Mr. Pointy'.
(oh shit, I'm deader then him)
-
“You didn't kill me (hey and don't change your mind), didn't rip me limb from limb and eat me, why is that?”
“Trust me I wanted to (so very much) but I'm the kind of vampire that doesn't drink human blood or even harm them. Because trust me if I wanted you dead they would be holding your wake this very moment. Closed coffin but of course.”
It was clear that all my body parts were going to stay attached to me, even if he eyed me like I was an all-you-can-eat buffet, but all of that didn't make him any less a vampire.
(but a very, very cute one, one wrong move and I might be joining the Buffy club. Dating them, not bumping the uglies, you might need to clean those brains of yours they've been the gutter for quite a while)
“Yeah, thanks for the nice visual, so your all Angel but without the soul? Any chance you might be needing a Buffy to angst up your oh-so long life?”
“My wife is on her way here, just to make sure your in one piece. But keep talking like that she might change her mind about wanting you whole.”
“And that's my cue to leave and never come back.”
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