"Hello, My Name Is..." , PG-13, (Lots and lots)

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Title: "Hello, My Name Is..."
Author: n-e-star
Fandoms: Indiana Jones, Doctor Who, Tin Man, Firefly, and a few jokes about Star Wars
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mal didn't want to do this, and a mad Mal is a vocal, colorful Mal
Character(s): Indy, Cain, The Doctor, Mal (and some busting on Han)
Summary: Why must all the coats be brown? Read it, it's funny.

"Hats, cookies, and browncoats this way"