"Can't Stop The Turtle" (Firefly/Discworld crossover, PG)

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So I wrote this story in the summer, but since I'm new to this community I'm posting it now, with apologies to anyone who's already read it elsewhere.

Title: Can't Stop The Turtle
Author: uarazy2
Fandoms: Firefly, Discworld
Rating: PG, but there is some... disturbing imagery :-)
Disclaimer: Firefly belongs to Joss, the Discworld in all its splendor to Terry Pratchett. I'm just having fun with things that float in space.
Spoilers: Set pre-Serenity, so none. Gen.
Words: 4,000.
Summary: Taking on a job commissioned by an orangutan may seem to veer from Mal's (admittedly abysmal) usual standards, but when it comes down to it, gold is gold, right?
Notes: Huge, huge thanks to yanatya for the beta and for making each draft actually *better*. Feedback is better than dwarf beer (although I imagine that most anything is).

(Can't Stop The Turtle)