[FIC] Chaos Unlimited, PG-13 SeaQuest/Star Trek/Highlander... and more in later chapters

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Hi! I am new here *waves hello* and I come bearing gifts!
This is Chapter One of a Multi-Chaptered crossover Parody.

Title:      Chaos Unlimited (Chapter One)
Author:     Patrick, Heather, Esther(Mefzilla)... (in that order)
Fandoms:    Star Trek (DS9, TNG, TOS), Star Wars, Sea Quest, Knight Rider,  
            Doctor Who(Fourth and Ace), Original Battle Star 
            Galactica, Red Dwarf, Ranma 1/2: Ranma and Ryoga(in later chapters), 
            and a whole lot more.
Rating:     PG-13 (Language, but not much)
Warnings:   PARODY!!! Misspellings, poor grammar and  general slaughter of the
            english language. There may even be a character misspelling, and  
            if there is, I humbly appologize... feel fee to Nicely point it 
            out and I will fix it. X-Posted in scifi_un_ltd
Disclaimer: None of these are mine, but they sure are funny together! 
Pairings:   None, unless Tasha humping Data's Headless body counts...
Summary:    Add One Part Seaquest, Three Parts Star Trek, One Hungry Alien, 
            One Angry Predator,  Three Animaniacs, One Doctor and his companion, 
            and One Insane Computer named Hal. Stir, Throw in a Q, mix until 
            everyone is violently Ill, then tell them to Save California 
            because it is sinking into the Ocean.