ext_150450 ([identity profile] rosie1234.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crossoverfic2012-04-22 12:00 am

Little Miss Locks of Sunshine; Supernatural/Vampire Diaries; Dean/Caroline; PG-13

Title: Little Miss Locks of Sunshine
Fandom: Supernatural/Vampire Diaries
Author: [livejournal.com profile] rosie1234
Disclaimer: Not Mine
Character/Pairing/Group: Dean/Caroline, Damon
Word Count: 453
Prompt: Sunshine
For: theechochorus
Rating: PG-13



“How in the hell are you walking around all willy-nilly in the sunshine, sweetheart? I doubt those pointy fangs of yours are fake.”

The spell Cas cooked up for me kept Malibu Barbie running in circles, so those newbie fangs of hers wouldn’t be able to take a bite out of me, and killing her would be a piece of pie.

(mmm….pie, would it be terrible to eat it in front of a creature who could never eat it again?)

“If I told you my secret, hunter, you’d only try and kill me. Do you really think I’m that stupid, Winchester?”

It didn’t help me that I’d caught the first vampire that has been able to outwit me, the last ones had taken about an hour to trick and behead, and the fact that she was insanely hot also did not help one bit.

(lost blond locks were giving me deja vu, all the way back to damn high school)

“The hair doesn’t help you, Barbie, but you’re probably the smartest vamp I’ve seen in my whole damn life. This means killing you will be quite an adventure.”

To make the fact that I was most certainly going to kill her, silently wishing I had met her when she wasn’t a bloodsucker, I waved my long knife close to pretty throat.

“And killing you will be more fun than I’ve had all year long, Dean, and count on dying, painfully.”

She made sure to flash me a flirty smile, if that lovely heart of hers had been beating I would have already fallen for her the moment she directed that smile at me.

(but the instead the fangs get in the way of any type of romance)

“I’m not the one trapped; a lion in a cage, babe, if anyone’s dying tonight it’s you. “

Even though I’ve made up my mind, and no bloodsucker leaves alive when I’m around, I can’t help but hesitate as I start to do my job.

(wonder why I remember those beautiful eyes of hers and want to run my hand through those locks of sunshine)

But before I have the chance to finish the ugly deed, and then brood about it for the rest of the week, another damn vampire sends me flying.

(and I’m wishing that I’ve never heard the name Damon Salvatore)

“Oh no, I think you’ll be the one in a lot more pain, Winchester. Shall I finish him off, Caroline?”

(and killing me would bring Damon noting but pleasure)

“No, let the poor sap live, he was only doing his “job”. Now let’s get the hell out of here before he gets up and tries to kill us all over again. ”

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