crossoverfic | Fic: Rehab, PG-13, Leverage/Torchwood, Eliot/John

Fic: Rehab

Author: LMX
Fandom: Leverage/Torchwood
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Eliot Spencer/John Hart, Sophie/Nate
Spoilers: LEVERAGE SEASON 3 FINALE, Torchwood 2.1: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Warnings: Strong language
AN: So a while back (a *really long while back*)

sheryden asked for John Hart/Eliot Spencer, to which I wrote this in a notebook and failed to write it up for *ages*. So... here it is. As always, I apologise for my inability to write R rated material.
PS: My brain has this amazing skill to give people lol-worthy aliases and not tell me until I've read them for the Nth time. If you spot and can work out why the lols, cookies for you.
PPS: I think I might have missed John's voice/accent here. Too much time listening to Spike has made Rift!Spike's voice a bit blurry, sorry!

"So what do you think is wrong with your behaviour, John?"

John leered gleefully. "Oh, doc. You got no idea."